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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
What do you call a fairy that has not taken a bath?
What is on its way but never arrives
Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
I march before armies a thousand salute me. My fall can bring victory but no one would shoot me. The wind is my lover one-legged am I. Name me and see me at home in the sky.