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What is black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
I think you live beneath a roof that is upheld by me; I think you seldom walk abroad but my fair form you see; I close you in on every side you very dwelling pave and probably I'll go with you At last into the grave.
Iām grown from darkness but shine with a pale light. Very round I am and always a lady's delight.
I have green hair a round red head and a long thin white beard.
I make things short but I am pretty long myself
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?