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I am the kind of food monkey likes and people slip on me and fall in cartoons.
I can bring tears to your eyes; resurrect the dead, make you smile, and reverse time. I form in an instant, but I last a life time. What am I?
I am filled with garb the price is free. Just return what you don't need.
I row quickly with four oars, but never come out from under my own roof. What am I?
They took me from my mother's side where I was bravely bred and when to age I did become they did cut off my head. They gave to me some diet drink that often made me mad but it made peace between two kings and made two lovers glad.
Why was the cook arrested?