Answer:
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two more letters?
Gets rid of bad ones, short and tall. Tightens when used, one size fits all.
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Die without me, never thank me. Walk right through me, never feel me. Always watching, never speaking. Always lurking, never seen.
Without a bridle, or a saddle, across a thing I ride a-straddle. And those I ride, by help of me, though almost blind, are made to see.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?