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I am long and slim works in light. Has but one eye and an awful bite.
I may be made of metal, bone, or wood and have many teeth. My bite hurts no one and the ladies love me. What am I?
What has a head and a tail but no body?
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month.
I'll bring out your bulls and slow your roll. I may even come out of your skull.
Why was the cook arrested?