Answer:
What makes a loud noise when changing its jacket, becomes larger but weighs less?
Crooked as a rainbow, and slick as a plate, Ten thousand horses can't pull it straight.
When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever.
I am the third from a sparkle bright, I thrive throughout the day and night. Deep in the path of a cows white drink. I've had thousands of millions of years to think. But one of my creatures is killing me. And so the question I ask to thee, is
One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. What does John want to do?
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?