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Sometimes I am loud. And viewed with distaste. Poke out my 'eye', then I'm on the front of your face.
It's usually found dried, but often kept slicker. Above another need, it's said to be thicker. What is it?
I grow where no flower grows, where no light touches the walls, up or down, that I don't care, was here before people were.
If eleven plus two equals one, what is nine plus five equal to?
I am the third from a sparkle bright, I thrive throughout the day and night. Deep in the path of a cows white drink. I've had thousands of millions of years to think. But one of my creatures is killing me. And so the question I ask to thee, is
Why was the cook arrested?
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Food
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Kids
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What am I?