Answer:
This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
I flow from the Homer’s mouth when he sees doughnuts.
I am a million people’s wakeup call
What runs around a soccer field, but doesn’t move?
I run through hills. I veer around mountains. I leap over rivers. And crawl through the forests. Step out your door to find me.
A town has only two barbers. One of the barbers has a nice, tidy haircut, and the other has a shaggy, messy haircut. Which barber should you go to?