What is a shark's favourite food?
Fish and ships.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow
If there are 10 people in a house and everyone wants to make a hand shake with only people shorter than themselves. Assuming everybody is different in height. How many hand shakes are made?
0 (A shorter person doesn't want to shake hands with a taller person)
What am I?
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time. I present myself at night, my size is undefined. I surround everything past you, just look past the sky. What am I?
What goes in, but never through? I've got some and so do you. We might lend one, or even two, but only if our trust is true.