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Every night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what I'm told. But I still don't escape your scold. What am I?
To you, rude would I never be, though I flag my tongue for all to see. What am I?
I am heavy forward but backward I am not. What am I?
I always go to bed with my shoes on.
You write on me and secrets I can keep in places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board, I'm often described like a mop. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?