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With a halo of water and a tongue of wood, stone as skin long I stood. What am I?
I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
I can be thin but not fat; in your body but never on your placemat. I'm always better when I'm fresh but you'll never see me in the flesh.
I have a few points but we're not competing. I'll help you win when you're eating.
Send poorly behaved children to me and let them sit here. What am I?
I am rarely touched but often held. If you are smart you'll use me well. What am I?