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What has a bottom at the top?
What is the beginning of eternity the end of time and space the beginning of every end and the end of every race?
What has a head and a tail but no body?
No matter how hard you hit me, no matter how much I hurt, I'll always go for a laugh. What am I?
Sometimes I fly as fast as the speed of light. Sometime I crawl as slow as a snail. Unknown until I am measured but you will certainly miss me when Iām gone.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?