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I am rarely touched but often held and if you are smart you'll use me well.
Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate ten thousand horses can't pull me straight.
Six letters do my name compound; among the aged oft I'm found; The shepherd also by the brook hears me when Leaning on his crook; but in the middle me divide and take the half on either side each backward read a liquor tell ev'ry gay toper knows it well.
Travel a mile and I will change, travel a million and I will end as I started. What am I?
I think you live beneath a roof that is upheld by me; I think you seldom walk abroad but my fair form you see; I close you in on every side you very dwelling pave and probably I'll go with you At last into the grave.
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?