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I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
The more you takes out of it the bigger it becomes
I have one, you have one. If you remove the first letter, a bit remains. If you remove the second, bit still remains. If you remove the third, it still remains.
what is hard and dry when its out but soft and wet when itβs in
What kind of dog has no tail?
Which popular cheese is made backwards?