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What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
What is an army man's favorite month?
Has 88 keys, but not one of them will open a door.
What do angels sing in the shower?
What did the boy coffee say to the girl coffee?
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.