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How is a person in jail like a sinking ship?
What do you call a tick that loves math?
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning
What do you call someone with no body and a nose?
What language does a billboard speak?