Answer:
I work when I play and play when I work
I move very slowly at an imperceptible rate although I take my time I am never late. I accompany life and survive past demise I am viewed with esteem in many women's eyes. What am I?
I'm an animal. I love marching. I always wear a tuxedo. What am I?
Why did the computer keep sneezing?
Tool of thief, toy of queen. Always used to be unseen. Sign of joy, sign of sorrow. Giving all likeness borrowed.
What language does a billboard speak?