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Why shouldn't you stay close to a speaker all the time?
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
What bone has a sense of humor?
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
What has four legs, but can't walk?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?