Answer:
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?
Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
What has hands but can't clap?
What goes further the slower it goes?
What is always coming but never arrives?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?