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Has a tongue, but never talks. Has no legs, but sometimes walks.
I can ' t be burned in fire , Nor drowned in water . You use me for your pleasure !
This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle. Most like it, some takes offense from it.
What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?