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Though it be cold I wear no clothes the frost and snow I never fear; I value neither shoes nor hose And yet I wander far and near: My diet is forever good I drink no cider port nor sack what Providence doth send for food I neither buy nor sell nor lack.
I am just two and two. I am hot. I am cold. I am the parent of numbers that cannot be told. I am a gift beyond measure a matter of course. I am given with pleasure when taken by force.
There is one in every corner and two in every room.
When I get closer my tail grows longer but when I go away my tail leads the way.
What is black when you buy it red when you use it and gray when you throw it away?
Why was the cook arrested?