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You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
You seek it out, when your hunger is ripe. It sits on four legs, and smokes a pipe.
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
I have one, you have one. If you remove the first letter, a bit remains. If you remove the second, bit still remains. If you remove the third, it still remains.
RUGBY = 9, TENNIS = 14, FOOTBALL = 12, HOCKEY = 16, SWIMMING = ?
What do ghost serve for dessert?