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Hold these between your knees if you want to set a Cuban beat.
Don't do this in the shallow end.
All about the house, with his lady he dances, yet he always works, and never romances.
My first master has four legs, my second master has two. My first I serve in life, my second I serve in death. Tough I am, yet soft beside. Against ladies cheeks I often reside.
There are millions of me. I am very small but when moving fast I am deadly.
What language does a billboard speak?
Difficult
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?