Answer:
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
RUGBY = 9, TENNIS = 14, FOOTBALL = 12, HOCKEY = 16, SWIMMING = ?
Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till it's guts come out.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?