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People like this usually live in rural areas, unless they are lucky enough to strike oil and move to Beverly Hills.
What breaks on the water but never on the land?
Until I am measured I am not known, Yet how you miss me when I have flown.
Two bodies have I, though both joined in one. The more still I stand, the quicker I run.
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday. Today will be as far from Wednesday. As today was from Wednesday. When the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
Why was the cook arrested?