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According to the ads, this is the favorite beverage of friendly polar bears.
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
I have eight to spare and am covered with hair.
The homes of tiny creatures that collect in corners if you aren't vigilant about dusting.
When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day.
What is always coming but never arrives?