Answer:
A close relative of ketchup that people often spread on their dog.
Small edible creature from the sea that is often served at restaurants.
Though desert men once called me God, today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
What asks but never answers?
It rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof. What is it?
Why was the cook arrested?