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First I threw away the outside and cooked the inside then I ate the outside and threw away the inside. What did I eat?
Amelia's teacher called her in one day and told her that she was really proud of her because when a student fell and hurt her knee, she was the only one that wasn't laughing. However, when Amelia replied back to her teacher, she said she would've laughed if she could've. Why didn't she laugh?
A grandmother, two mothers and two daughters went shopping together and everyone bought one purse each. How many purses did they bring home all together?
A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
I repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?