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Although my cow is dead, I still beat herΒ What a racket she makes.
What is that which, though black itself, enlightens the world without burning?
The weapon of choice to create the biggest shock.
Round as a button, deep as a well. If you want me to talk, you must first pull my tail.
What grows in winter, dies in summer, and grows roots upward?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?