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No legs have I to dance, no lungs have I to breathe. No life have I to live or die, and yet I do all three. What am I?
I am free the first time and the second time, but the third time is going to cost you money. What am I?
I'm blue at day and black at night. I do contain some creatures born and died. What am I?
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
I can be entertaining until you realize some pieces have been lost.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?