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I am the second L in LOL.
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for five minutes. Next she hangs him. Right after she feeds him dinner. How can this be?
What is the most slipperiest country in the world?
I am whole but incomplete. I have no eyes, yet I see. My largest part is one fourth of what I once was. What am I?
I have a small hill with seven holes.
Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die.