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When the day after tomorrow is yesterday. Today will be as far from Wednesday. As today was from Wednesday. When the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
What is the thing that stays the same size, but the more it's used the more it decreases?
I love to dance and twist and prance. I shake my tail, as away I sail. Wingless I fly into the sky.
Within, I clean all that is bad and is old. I make juice thatβs the color of gold. Should I die, a filter machine would you need assembled to replace me and beans I resemble.
Though desert men once called me God, today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?