Answer:
My first is high, My second damp, My whole a tie, A writer's cramp
Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.
Be sure to shout for its answers are weak, but there is no language it cannot speak.
What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Three little letters. A paradox to some. The worse that it is, the better it becomes.
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?