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I'm full of holes, yet I'm full of water.
Inside a burning house, this thing is best to make. And best to make it quickly, before the fire's too much to take.
If eleven plus two equals one, what is nine plus five equal to?
I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left.
Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, “I will have H2O too.” The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?