Answer:
It is the electronic version of junk mail or a salty meat in a can.
RUGBY = 9, TENNIS = 14, FOOTBALL = 12, HOCKEY = 16, SWIMMING = ?
What begins and has no end? What is the ending of all that begins?
What do you have when you're sitting down that you don't have when you're standing up?
What is yellow, looks like the moon and has seeds?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?