Answer:
What is often returned but is never borrowed?
Double my number, I'm less than a score. Half of my number is less than four. Add one to my double when bakers are near. Days of the week are still greater, I fear.
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
I always run but never walk, I sometimes sing but cannot talk, No head on which a hat to place, You always look me in the face.
Looks like water, but it's heat. Sits on sand, lays on concrete. A play on the eyes, but it's all lies.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?