Answer:
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?
Small and bearded, both in the real world and in stories.
What can you catch but never throw?
When we stand up it lies flat. When we lie back it stands up.
It get wetter and wetter the more it dries
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Kids
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Funny
Logic
What am I?