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Brown I am and much admired; many horses have I tried; tire a horse and worry a man; tell me this riddle if you can.
If you're stealing honey, be prepared to receive vengeance in this form.
There are several different kinds, but the one you pick doesn't do its job. What is it?
I have one eye. See near and far. I hold the moments you treasure and the things that make you weep.
Crooked as a rainbow, and slick as a plate, Ten thousand horses can't pull it straight.
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?