Answer:
What stays the same size no matter how much they weight?
Sometimes I am loud. And viewed with distaste. Poke out my 'eye', then I'm on the front of your face.
What starts with a 'T', ends with a 'T', and has T in it?
This is in a realm of true and in a realm false, but you experience me as you turn and toss.
What gets wet while drying?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?