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Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle. Most like it, some takes offense from it.
What month do all soldiers hate?
Responsible for the toupee industry.
What do you call two witches who live together?
Why was the cook arrested?