Answer:
What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?
I’m white perfect for gridding animals use me as a tool
A king in red with a sole command. If you obey, it will cause you to break. What am I?
What treat is never on time?
What goes further the slower it goes?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?