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A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction but wasn't stopped by police. Why?
I look like a tiny trombone
I go up when the rain comes down. What am I?
Marking mortal privation when firmly in place. An enduring summation inscribed in my face.
In the sun I like to play; in the rain I goes away; walk or run I always follow; in the mud I always wallow.
What language does a billboard speak?