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I am there when you sit, but gone when you stand. What am I?
I drive men mad for love of me, easily beaten, never free. What am I?
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Two in a whole and four in a pair. Six in a trio you see. Eight's a quartet but what you must get is the name that fits just one of me.
Squeeze me and I cry tears as red as my flesh but my heart is made of stone.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?