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Though desert men once called me God today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
I have more shoes than anybody, but less feet than everyone. I am met in the morning, but departed in the night. I may shake as if I'm angry, but I won't bite. What am I?
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
I store fire-breathing animals.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
Why was the cook arrested?