Answer:
What speeds on a track but isn't in a race and has a whistle to announce its steady pace?
A man was driving his truck his lights were not on the moon was not out up ahead a woman was crossing the street how did he see her
He is known to commit a friendly home invasion one night a year, never taking but always leaving stuff behind
Santa's favorite entrance for home invasion
Who shows her boobs?
I’m grown from darkness but shine with a pale light. Very round I am and always a lady's delight.