Answer:
What can be underwater, under fire, on fire and taking water all at the same time?
I drive men mad for love of me. Easily beaten, never free.
Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters. What is it?
The eight of us move forth and back. To protect our king from the foes attack.
All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard.
Why was the cook arrested?