Answer:
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played.
You heart it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung.
What stays the same size no matter how much they weight?
It cannot be seen, it weighs nothing, but when put into a barrel, it makes it lighter.
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?