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I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What is easy to get into, and hard to get out of?
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
What does a fish say when it runs into a concrete wall?
Why is Kim Jong Un so cruel?
Why was the cook arrested?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?