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Why did the belt go to jail?
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
How do trees access the internet?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
I make two people out of one
All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard. Who am I?