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What did addition say to subtraction when they discovered each other on Facebook?
How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?
What comes in many different sizes but is always one foot long
How did the computer get drunk?
I always murmur but never talk. Always run but never walk. I have a bed but never sleep, have a mouth but never speak. What am I?