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These suck.
What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
What goes with a car, comes with a car, is no use to a car, but the car can't move without it?
The one fashion accessory farmers and hipsters can agree upon.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?