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What can be seen with the naked eye and if you put in the basket the basket gets lighter
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
What bone has a sense of humor?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
A popular afterlife destination to send people, when you're mad at them.
A leathery snake, with a stinging bite. I'll stay coiled up, unless I must fight.