Answer:
How many teenagers does it take to empty the trash, take it out, and put in a new garbage bag?
What hard rock group has four dudes but neither of them plays a guitar?
How do trees access the internet?
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning
If you're worried that grandpa will bite, just remove these.
What language does a billboard speak?