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A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever.
What has two legs but cannot walk?
I walk on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs at night. What am I?
What made Cyclops quit teaching?