Answer:
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Have branches, Sometimes a few and other times hundreds or more but I have no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
What is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day?
What can be right but never wrong?
A leathery snake, with a stinging bite. I'll stay coiled up, unless I must fight.