Answer:
What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?
What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
What is the coolest letter in the alphabet?
Fmvgvf
What do you call a fish with 4 eyes?
Those with eyes bigger than their stomach will definitely leave the restaurant with one of them. It is named after a house pet as well.